I have commandeered the blog! Now I shall write the caption, Ethan, you lazy bum! I hope you enjoy that game of Modern Warfare 2 with Killian! Anyway while I have control of the blog I shall make my long awaited statement:
NO SHAVE NOVEMBER IS NOT FOR GIRLS! You might find this sexist, but unless you are a bearded lady, you women simply don't have the biological capacity to take part in this man tradition. It has come to my attention that some girls think that this month is about not shaving. This is false - to quote Max Goldman. The reason this month of hairiness is synonymous with Novembeard and Noshavembeard is because of the beard part. It is about the BEARD, not the hair, and I'm pretty sure girls can't grow beards. So for all of you girls that I mistook for humorists when you innocently said you, too, were going to take part in No Shave November, stop! It's gross and useless. Armpit hair (as I have come to learn is what girls think they should grow out instead of beards) is not for growing out ladies (unless you're French I guess). It just isn't. If you want to go all natural and stuff be my guest, but don't ruin this month for us guys.
I have spoken, and my word is final!
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