Holy Fucking Shit That's A Lot Of Pictures (AKA: Fin)

We win at beards.
Picture 1: Arrested for driving while under the influence of beards.
Picture 2+3: Who gives a shit, it's a fucking picture.
Picture 4+5: Communists hate hipsters, hipsters hate communists (but still respect their non-conformist dogma), respectively.
Picture 6+7: Fun with Brooke and the Evo-beard-lution.

Day 5

Ehh, I'm done with the woods.

History of our beards, pt. 4

Greg's picture is an introspective look at being bearded.

A-Part 3 (Get it, apart?)

Black Friday, Black-beard.
Greg with a bottle.

Apart, day 2

Sorry for the bad quality photos. The only (well most easily available) way for me to take pictures is through my webcam. Yay, photobooth. Also, our beards (at least mine) are (is) feeling very full from Thanksgiving dinner.
Greg and Obama having a blast on Thanksgiving Day.

We are apart!

But our beards will live on!
(Awaiting Greg's picture to be sent to me.) (update: Greg is becoming Che Guevara)

Will you miss us Tim?

We leave our CA, Tim, to watch over our beardiness. (P.S. Tim looks like a midget in this picture.)

Z-Rob (x2)

We have a familiar face today. But we can't really tell because of the beard.

Greg, are you wearing a sweater under that?

Meet Popgrom's side project, " חַי Life," a Jewish rapper duo. We also grow hair in other places.
(I've been trying to limit myself to two pictures a day, but the theme today was just too good not to do more.)

We're Getting Lazy

...and increasingly bearded. P.S. (For anyone who keeps track of my personal life): A.A. Bondy and Elvis Perkins were great live.

Inglourious Basterds

I want my scalps.

Greg Writes A Caption! (a.k.a. Ethan's lazy and I had to do everything!)

I have commandeered the blog! Now I shall write the caption, Ethan, you lazy bum! I hope you enjoy that game of Modern Warfare 2 with Killian! Anyway while I have control of the blog I shall make my long awaited statement:

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER IS NOT FOR GIRLS! You might find this sexist, but unless you are a bearded lady, you women simply don't have the biological capacity to take part in this man tradition. It has come to my attention that some girls think that this month is about not shaving. This is false - to quote Max Goldman. The reason this month of hairiness is synonymous with Novembeard and Noshavembeard is because of the beard part. It is about the BEARD, not the hair, and I'm pretty sure girls can't grow beards. So for all of you girls that I mistook for humorists when you innocently said you, too, were going to take part in No Shave November, stop! It's gross and useless. Armpit hair (as I have come to learn is what girls think they should grow out instead of beards) is not for growing out ladies (unless you're French I guess). It just isn't. If you want to go all natural and stuff be my guest, but don't ruin this month for us guys.

I have spoken, and my word is final!

Dancing For Facial Hair

Our beards make us... dance?

Beards... From Space!

We were pretty spacey today. So enthralled with our beards... and this guy's.

We Do It For The 'Chase'

It's Chase Jackson, fool!

POPGROM!

Introducing our new musical project, based out of our Judaic hipster beards... and Anatevka.
Picture 1: The album art for our first album, "Dark Genocide of the Moon."
Picture 2: Our first groupies. Don't worry, we'll do better when we make it big.
We Are Popgrom!
Popgrom out.

Confrontation

After consuming some rye whiskey, our beards were itchin' to FSU. Our beards are nice.

Angst-Driven Beards

If our beards were any more angsty, they'd grow hands and flip you off too.

Is it V-neck Thursday?

Our beards approach the ripe, and hormone-driven, age of rebellious teens.

Beards ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

Throw Z-Rob in the mix for a little tri-guy rapper fun. You Know!

We <3 Bearded Women

Re: First Picture (Charlie's Angels shot) - We thank our special cameo today, Laura Schatz, for her very feminine beard. Hmm, she bears a strange resemblance to Hashim Amla and/or Greg's Halloween costume. Oh well... Re: Second Picture - Candid shot, our beards are coming along.

WARNING: BEARDS CAUSE SEIZURES

In desperation, Greg was forced to take this picture while I was suffering from feverish fits and seizures in my sick bed. But look at how nice our beards are coming in!

AHH!...Real Beards.

Our beards scare even the beardiest of men.

Orange Juice

OJ is for us bearded men. This marks the one week anniversary of not shaving-ness. Celebration!

I'm gonna shave! PSYCH!

According to an unreliable source (aka a girl) we have the prime amount of 'scruff.'

"I-scream" for... BEARD!

Beards are starting to come in. Life is sweet.

Blue Steel

Its a look, idiot.

[To Beard] ...Wish you were here

So after seeing that our faces still looked relatively clean, through some tomfoolery we gave ourselves some awesome mustaches. Our faces are growing!

Scruff

Day 2. Some scruff appears. We still have a long way to go. Hipster beards, here we come!

Round 1 - Starting Out

Okay! So we couldn't quite get the right picture at first, no thanks to Doerfler. Well, as you can see, not much has accumulated on our faces in the first 24 hours. Reasons for why we are disgruntled in the second pic: 1) Sunday night. 2) The day after Halloween (we are a bit hungover). Since the competition is just starting, I would like to extend an invitation to any other men in Willard. If any of you guys want in, just let us know.